DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COOKBOOK, THE: JUICY DISHES AND SAUCY BITS
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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COOKBOOK, THE: JUICY DISHES AND SAUCY BITS
Christopher Styler , and Scott Tobis
Manufacturer: Hyperion
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ASIN: 1401302777

Book Description

Tune in to ABCs monster hit Desperate Housewives on any given Sunday night, and youll salivate over everything from Brees ber-gourmet repasts to Susans whats-a-spatula simple suppers. They may have wildly different personalities and story lines, but if theres one thing the four heroines have in common, its food. In The Desperate Housewives Cookbook, the shows millions of fans will find recipes for all the foods made famous by the show, as well as many others inspired by each housewife. For example: -Brees elegant, impressive dinners feature dishes like Basil Pure Soup, Braised Duck, and Chicken Cutlets Saltimbocca. -Lynettes time-challenged lifestyle leads to quick, healthy, everyday fare like French Toast for Breakfast (or Dinner) with Blueberry Syrup; Warm Turkey, Muenster, and Coleslaw Wraps; and Potato Casserole. -Susans lack of kitchen skills means that her dishes are of the couldnt-be-simpler (but still mouthwatering) variety, like a Salad of Roasted Peppers, Fresh Mozzarella, and Arugula; Foolproof Macaroni and Cheese; Chocolate Butterscotch Bars; and Garlic Mashed Potatoes. -Gabrielle enjoys the finest things in life -- and food is no exception. Her meals are gourmet, and most definitely prepared by a personal chef. Her faves include Shrimp with Chorizo and Red Pepper, Guacamole with Warm Chips, and Pineapple-Peach Smoothies. -Edie uses food for seduction as much as for sustenance. Her sensual favorites include Oysters Poached in Champagne and Cream, Sausage Puttanesca, and Ambrosia.

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Great Recipes.......2007-09-12

I bought 3 books as give aways in my Curves Clubs. The ladies love the books and we have Desperate Housewives tasting days. It is easy to use and has many different tastes and styles from which to choose.

5 out of 5 stars Definitely a Hit.......2007-01-31

I received a copy of this cookbook for Christmas (Thank you, Santa.) The book was all that I was expecting it to be and then some. Cookbook fans and Desperate Housewives fans alike will enjoy this book, and if you are both, even better! It is an honest-to-goodness cookbook, with a twist. It's also like a Desperate Housewives "scrapbook", with photos, snippets from the show and some cooking history for each of the "Housewives."

Obviously, the five "Housewives" of Wisteria Lane did not write these recipes, although they are presented as though they did. Christopher Styler is the creator of these wonderful recipes, capturing the style of each "Housewife". From Bree's perfectly fancy treats to Susan's fool-proof, simple dishes, there are a variety of cooking styles presented and a number of dishes available for each style. The photos of the dishes are great and reflect the appropriate housewife style even in presentation. (Check out photos of Lynette's dishes and you'll see a pacifier and plastic dinosaurs in the background.)

I like the fact that the cookbook is arranged in six different "Housewife" sections, one section for each of the five principal "Housewives" of the show and one section for the "neighbors" of Wisteria Lane. As a result, this cookbook is effectively grouped by style, rather than by course or food category. You want something fancy and intricate? Go to Bree's section. You want basic family fare? Check out Lynnette's. You're looking for a seductive, romantic meal? Go straight to Edie's section. (By the way, if you do want to see a list of all the salads in the cookbook, just go to the index in the back and look under Salad.)

Included in the collection are also recipes for dishes that have been either featured or implicated on the show, such as Susan's famous Macaroni and Cheese, Bree's muffins, Felicia's Macaroons and even Mrs. Huber's Smoothie (remember the blender?).

I do have to tell you that the first time I used the cookbook; I decided to do a three-course DH meal, with each course from a different section. I used Bree's Boston Lettuce & Chili-Toasted Walnut Salad (everyone loved the walnuts!), Susan's Shopping Bag Chicken (which I doubled) and Felicia's Wisteria Lane Icebox Napoleon dessert (with which I took a "Lynnette shortcut" and used a pudding mix). My family and guests loved it all!

The highlight was when I was cooking Susan's Shopping Bag Chicken. As I went to stir the chicken and veggies in the roasting pan after the first 15 minutes, my roasting pan (which is still very new) started to slide off the oven rack as I pulled out the rack. The whole thing started coming at me...and it was hot! I quickly said a couple of unprintable things, dropped my spoon, grabbed the other hot pad and managed to stop the roasting pan before it hit the floor. I pushed the pan back onto the rack, picked up two pieces of chicken off the floor, rinsed them, tossed them into the pan and with as much dignity as I could muster, closed the oven door. I then turned to my startled guests and said "Well, that wasn't in the recipe." And then without missing a beat, "but then, it WAS Susan's recipe!"

While I can't "guarantee" the same exciting results I had, I can say the food was great and I would love to make it again (with less drama, I hope). Whether you actually make any of the dishes from this cookbook or not, you'll enjoy looking at it.

4 out of 5 stars Desparate Housewives Cookbook.......2007-01-29

I bought this for the pictures of the stars of Desparate Housewives. But it has some awfully good recipes in it. I recommend this cookbook.

5 out of 5 stars The Desperate Housewives Cookbook: Juicy Dishes and Saucy Bits.......2007-01-13

Fantastic!!! This is one of the most useful cookbooks I own, and believe me I have several! I used it the day I recieved it in the mail to make a dish for a party and it was a hit. I am a huge fan of the show, and now the cooks!

5 out of 5 stars Good Cookin' with the Desperate Housewives.......2006-12-27

I received this cookbook as a gift, and I absolutely love it! I'm a huge fan of the show, plus I'm a cookbook junkie. This cookbook really suprised me with how many good recipes is has. It includes foods and ideas that everyone can make and eat: family meals, comfort foods, healthy dishes, fancy feasts, and more.
Reading 'Desperate Housewives': Beyond the White Picket Fence (Reading Contemporary Television)
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  • Academic, dry
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ASIN: 1845112202
Release Date: 2006-09-19

Book Description

The darkly comic series about the secret lives of Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, Susan and the other ladies living on Wisteria Lane became an instant breakthrough hit when it premiered in the fall of 2004. Reading Desperate Housewives offers a wide-ranging critical assessment of one of the most talked about shows on American television, dissecting its appeal and tapping into early responses to the show and the controversy surrounding it. Essays consider such diverse issues as its representation of the war of the sexes and how it illuminates contemporary feminism, Republican politics and the rise of the Right, gender and femininity, motherhood and marriage--as well as the rumors surrounding that notorious Vanity Fair cover shoot. Also including an episode guide, this enjoyable companion asks: Has this show done for suburban women what Sex and the City did for the single girl?

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Academic, dry.......2007-02-10

***
I bought this book as a fan of Desperate Housewives. It is, however, inappropriate for most fans. It is a collection of 17 essays on DH, primarily feminist writings. I slogged through three essays and gave up. They seem to be well-written, but they were just too academic and dry for me.

The chapters are (1) Culture, (2) Sexual Politics, (3) Genre, Gender, and Cultural Myths, (4) Narrative, Confssion and Intimacy. All of these topics are of interest to me, but I still couldn't handle the writing style and content---just too dry and frankly, boring. If you are looking for very serious, academic writing, and are a DH fan, you could potentially enjoy this book.

The book includes an episode guide for seasons one and two, an extensive bibliography, an index, and a film and tv guide. The authors are all distinguished writers and critics. It seems to me that it would be a great resource for a graduate level media class. I would not ever recommend it for regular fans, however, even committed ones like me.
***
Desperate Housewives: Behind Closed Doors
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
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  • A Beautiful Keepsake Book.
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  • Finally an excellent show for smart women over 20 !**
  • Good Compendium to the Marvelous Show
Desperate Housewives: Behind Closed Doors

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When Desperate Housewives debuted on ABC last fall, viewers were served up a dish of delectable characters and delicious plot twists. This Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning show offers a glimpse into life in the suburbsand its not all soccer moms and PTA meetings. From the lovably clumsy single mom Susan, to the perfectionist homemaker Bree, to the harried mother of three Lynette, to the vixen-next-door Gabriela, these housewives defy stereotypes. This first official Desperate Housewives fan guide gives viewers an irresistible glimpse into the world of Wisteria Lane. With profiles and interviews of the cast and creative team, never-before-told anecdotes and set details, glamorous photographs of the housewives (both in and out of character), as well as fascinating details from the writers and producers on what it takes to make the showincluding a foreword written by the shows creator and executive producer, Marc Cherry, on his initial inspiration in creating the show.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Cool book if you love the show ;-).......2006-07-29

If you are a fan of Desperate Houswives, then this is for you. It's choc-full of various bits and pieces all relating to the show.
With chapters such as The Tangled Wisteria Lane, The Housewives, Desperate Husbands, The Houseguests and Episode Guide to name a few, there is something for everyone here of interest. There are great pictures (mostly stills from the show), quotes from various characters and information regarding the way the program is made. There are in-depth interviews with the cast and their profiles and on and on.
I was given this today as a gift and it's so ideal because I'm a fan. So if you are looking for a gift too, or just a treat for yourself, then pick this up because it's very good and there is a lot of fun reading to do.

5 out of 5 stars A Beautiful Keepsake Book........2006-03-24

Recently, my son gave me the Season One CD Collection of Desperate Housewives. I instantly was "hooked" on the show and had to buy this great book, Desperate Housewives: Behind Closed Doors. If you love these housewives and their neighborhood - Buy It~!

5 out of 5 stars for DH lovers.......2005-10-26

I found this book very helpful in understanding all what's going on in the series; it is presented in an easy format with lots of attention paid to little details, i can recommend it to all desperate housewives adepts !

Serge, Perpignan, France

5 out of 5 stars Finally an excellent show for smart women over 20 !**.......2005-10-02

I ordered this book as soon as I found out it was coming out. It is full of interviews and information plus extra goodies for those of us **addicted** to Desperate Housewives. If you love the show this book (and the 1st season DVD) are a must have.
Pour a glass of wine, put up your feet and enjoy!

4 out of 5 stars Good Compendium to the Marvelous Show.......2005-09-25

Anyone who loves "Desperate Housewives" and wants to get as much of the inside scoop as possible should be getting the DVD and this book. While the interviews and profiles of the ensemble cast detailed in the book make reading about the "Desperate Housewives" experience gratifying, it is so much more as it takes us on the joyride of reliving much of the show's endearing moments by capturing all the crazy one-liners and quotable quotes. From Edie's infamous "FYI" to Susan in retort; to Karl's "The Heart Wants What It Wants"; to Julie's advice to Susan, "I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again"; to Rex's indignance to Bree, "You're in the NRA. You own, like, four guns. If somebody broke in, I'd expect you to protect me"; to Bree's sarcastic snap-back, "Do me a favor, Rex. Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection", to Mike's cheeky response on seeing Susan in her birthday suit: "And for what it's worth...WOW!" and much much more in unforgettable lines and show trivia! Get the book and indulge in a bit more of the dirty laundry of the (anti-)heroes and heriones that made up our favorite TV show!
How Not to Be a Desperate Housewife
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    How Not to Be a Desperate Housewife
    C. Williamson
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    Is your style more shabby than chic? Or maybe you’re the opposite and couldn’t possibly leave the house without making sure you’ve filed, pruned, and dusted. Or are you an ex-career woman who’s trying to run your household like the stock exchange? Or perhaps a trophy wife, left to your own devices while your husband works long hours to pay for your diamonds? This book looks at four stereotypical housewives—Single Mom, Alpha Wife, Stressed-Out Wife, and Trophy Wife—and examines their personalities, homes, clothes, hobbies, and men. Then each wife is offered professional advice from fashion gurus, make-up artists, beauticians, and relationship therapists to help her avoid becoming a desperate housewife.
    Desperate Housewives 2007 Wall Calendar
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    5 out of 5 stars Best Calendar to smile about.......2007-01-11

    I enjoyed the quality of the photos and the comments. I enjoyed both season 1 and 2 DVD's and can smile about thinking of the twists and turns of each actors role everytime I look at the calander.
    DELICIOUS HOUSEWIVES! An Erotic Parody of the Popular TV series "Desperate Housewives" - A Novel of Erotica
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    DELICIOUS HOUSEWIVES! An Erotic Parody of the Popular TV series "Desperate Housewives" - A Novel of Erotica
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    Welcome to the lives of five naughty wives! The long-awaited parody of the TV series is here, naughtier and nastier than the series.Delicious Housewives is the hottest book ever by #1 Best-Selling International Author Tamarias Tyree. Secrets, mystery-suspense and sexual shenanigans! One critic called it a "trashy, fun read!" The continuing saga of five naughty wives getting their groove on! The hugely popular TV series "Desperate Housewives" is the basis for a new adult novel by popular erotica author Tamarias Tyree, the best-selling author of "Sex You Up!" and also "Sizzling Hot Erotica Vols. 1 & 2" (Firefly Media Digital). The book titled Delicious Housewives (trade paperback and digital ebook published by RSVP Press) features the sexy misadventures of five suburban housewives. In addition to being a parody of the wildly popular nighttime serial "Desperate Housewives," the novel pays homage to "Soap," "Mary Hartman," "Dallas," "Passions," and others. In the final chapter of the novel, Ms. Tyree also spoofs "The Jerry Springer Show" when the wives turn up as guests on the daytime talk show - and spill everything! The novel parody is hilarious! Funny, hot and oh so sexy! Ms. Tyree takes her readers on a fun, exciting, erotic ride - from laugh out loud humor to drop dead sexy - Delicious Housewives rocks! Contemporary Erotica that is hot, naughty and fun! Written in scenes like a soap opera, the novel is a deliciously fun read. Chicklit meets erotica - find out why readers enjoy contemporary erotica! Names and personalities have been changed/altered in keeping with the parody, but the novel and its characters are still fun and sexy like their TV counterparts. These hot ladies enjoy lots of sexual adventures and an assortment of misadventures including winding up as guests on a daytime TV talk show! Delicious Housewives is a fun, naughty read for discerning adults. The novel includes such highly original characters as the "Sexual Psychic," and has been called "Brilliant" by one editor. Sensationalistic fiction in the realm of Jackie Collins, among others, Tyree's first full-length novel is even sexier than her contemporaries and has taken the White Trash/neo-rich novel to a whole new extreme. Although the novel is a parody of the TV series "Desperate Housewives," these wives go places their TV 'sisters' would never go! The novel, written in scenes like a soap opera or cyberserial, ends like a season of a primetime soap, with a sequel planned in coming months. The author is a fan of the TV series, and she thought a book parodying the series would be fun. She hopes readers agree. Bon appetite!

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    5 out of 5 stars I Think It's Funnier Than the TV Series!.......2006-10-05

    The sex lives of five naughty wives! Funnier than the TV series - and even more hot and clever! Giji, SueAnn, Ariella, Connie and Wynette are fun from beginning to end. I'm really hoping for a sequel - and soon!!!
    Welcome to Wisteria Lane: On America's Favorite Desperate Housewives (Smart Pop series)
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    As the hit television show Desperate Housewives continues to seduce viewers with its outrageous humor, absorbing mysteries, and deliciously naughty images of suburbia, this collection of essays examines the program's appeal and why it has struck a chord with modern women. Critics, including bestselling chick-lit authors Beth Kendrick, Julie Kenner, and Shanna Swendson, address key areas in essays such as "Why American Heroines are Best When They're Bad," "The Everywoman in an Apron," "Edie Brit as Queer Critique," and "The Rebirth of Irony." Not a typical fan guide, the essays deeply explore the show, answering the question on everyone's mind: Just what is it about this show that has America so enthralled?

    Customer Reviews:

    4 out of 5 stars A Fascinating Psychoanalysis.......2007-02-10

    ****
    As a committed fan of Desperate Housewives, I enjoyed this collection of 17 fun essays probing various ideas, opinions, and critiques about DH. The topics were diverse and thought provoking. For example, one essay was entirely about DH homes, called "Oh Give Me a Home: Deconstructing the Houses of Desperate Housewives". Another essay was "Why I Hate Lynette and Why That Could Be a Compliment"; yet another was identifying with Lynette. It was indeed a type of psychoanalysis of the characters, the episodes, the themes, etc. But for a fan, this type of analysis is far from dull.

    The writing style is interesting, often tongue-in-cheek, with about half of the writers having previously been attorneys, and the other half professional writers. I would call the writing style in between an academic tome and a fan book---for me a perfect, thought-provoking, intelligent adventure of a book.

    Recommended.
    ****

    3 out of 5 stars Good ideas but needing more depth.......2006-09-03

    I found this book online and I could not put it down! I am a geek for feminism and pop culture pieces so it made this a fun read before reading academic literature. Being really into gender studies I find the TV show desperate housewives addicting because there is a lot of fascinating depictions in the show about the lives of suburbian women.
    The book is probably better with cultural criticism from a literary light. However I must admit that it would have been nice though to have some connections with Feminine Mystique or to be looking at more of the social science patterns that Desperate Houswives does or does not reflect. Some of the levels of thinking seemed more like essays from an introductary college class than some detailed cultural analysis. However it does give you a spring board for some of the many things that seemed wrapped up in the TV show desperate houswives and could use more depth and detail for making the cases about what is going on with it.
    Also, in the end, I still love the show!!!! If you are a desperate housewives fan learning to think criticially about the show is not a bad idea because it helps us grapple with the question "why are we so engrossed by this show" from a critical light instead of just and adoring perspective on the brillinat show.

    4 out of 5 stars Not Your Typical Publication.......2006-06-23

    If the intention of "Welcome to Wisteria Lane" was to capitalize on the (now waning) popularity of Desperate Housewives, they could have produced another fact book; full of pictures, biographies, timelines, and really nothing the average regularly-viewing fan didn't already know. How "Welcome to Wisteria Lane" differs from this kind of "quick buck" is that it is comprised of thoughtful essays that go beyond Bree is So Uptight! and GASP, Gabby's Sleeping With Her Gardener.

    The writing techniques of the various contributors vary. Some (mostly near the beginning of the book) relate their own lives to that of the Desperate Houswife they feel most closely resembles them. While the first few essays are admittedly of the standard variety (Go Lynette, the only "real" housewife! and the like), drawing parallels between the lives of the housewives and the lives of the authors is a valid method of exploring and relating to the show. Part of Desperate Housewives appeal lies in the title: there are many housewives, and quite a few of them are desperate. Affairs with gardeners, vehicular homicide and suicides aside, the reason many viewers tune in to Desperate Housewives is to try and catch glimpses of their own lives in that of Susan, Bree, Lynette, and Gabrielle's experiences. An author exploring their own relation to the show is no more self-serving than any viewer who sits in front of their television screen and reacts approvingly or disapprovingly to the housewives' decisions.

    In the middle of the book, the collection begins to pick up steam, with essays exploring sex in the suburban settings of classic television shows in relation to it's use in Desperate Houswives. Another delves into Edie Britt's role as the outsider perspective on Wisteria Lane that the show's narrative tropes and character-building revolves around. Yet another interprets the show as a morality play, with each character representing a traditional vice.

    If a potential buyer is interested in another factbook on Desperate Housewives, or an expose on the backstage secrets of the show, or a simple recap of the plot to date, this is not the book for you. If the potential buyer is interested in a decent collection of scholarly essays exploring topics both directly and indirectly related to the show, "Welcome to Wisteria Lane" is worth the purchase.
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      Desperate housewives are looking for balance, a good marriage, godly kids and purpose for life. The Proverbs 31 woman found the satisfied life through her relationship with the Lord! Join us as we study this modern, balanced Christian chick and the secrets of Proverbs 31.
      Not-so-desperate: Fantasy, Fact And Faith on Wisteria Lane
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      • A thought-provoking theological reflection on Desperate Housewives: A desperate review of a not-so-desperate book.
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      Shawnthea Monroe
      Manufacturer: Chalice Press
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      Binding: Paperback

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      In what she calls a "sometimes cheeky" meditation on Desperate Housewives, Shawnthea Monroe looks for signs of good news among the manicured lawns and tawdry plots of the hit television show. Posing deep questions ("Is Zero Even a Size?") and exploring topics such as "Sex and the Suburbs—or Dance of the Seven Tank Tops" and `Children—the Perfect Accessory," Monroe finds that beneath the farce, the issues faced by the women of Wisteria Lane are ones many of us experience. She takes a "down-to-earth" look at those issues from a Christian perspective and, with a style and humor all her own, Monroe shows us that while we may have a little dirty laundry, we are not desperate.

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      4 out of 5 stars A thought-provoking theological reflection on Desperate Housewives: A desperate review of a not-so-desperate book........2007-01-15

      In this engaging reflection on the popular American television comedy-drama show 'Desperate Housewives', the American pastor Shawnthea Monroe offers an entertaining analysis of life in suburbia, as portrayed through the show, from a Christian perspective. Monroe's work is indeed a talented one, capturing and sustaining the attention of the lay Desperate Housewives fanatic, whilst also offering a compelling treatise on the relationship between Desperate Housewives and Christian theology for the serious academic. Hence, this book will appeal to various readers. I used the book alongside my undergraduate theology module in religion and popular culture, for which I based my essay on the religious functions of Desperate Housewives, and it has proved useful. Some chapters indeed have a more serious tone than others. One chapter, for instance, is titled, 'Is Zero Even a Size?' Of course, this is hardly compelling for the desperate academic of religion and popular culture. On the other hand, the last two chapters are indeed enlightening for the scholar in this field, and are the most insightful. Here, Monroe reflects on the portrayal of Christians within the show, and the spiritual significance of Mary Alice Young, before finally considering how the show ought to be viewed and the experiences it can provide for viewers. This is what makes the book so interesting - it is sometimes funny (for the lay reader) and sometimes academic (for the serious scholar.) Laced with relevant Bible quotes, this book will be attractive reading for any open-minded Christian. It certainly helped me with my undergraduate essay and opened up new ways of viewing the show. On the other hand, I thought the academic analysis was a little vague at times and could have been expanded. For instance, during the last chapter, Monroe raises the issue of whether watching Desperate Housewives is a cathartic or mimetic experience, but this is merely glossed over and not written about in any significant depth. Having said that, the fact that Monroe raises the issue is original and thought-provoking. On the whole, this book is well recommended.
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