Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes

Book Description

Pull back the flaps and find out each hilarious punch line in this classic collection of knock-knock jokes!

Customer Reviews:

Great for four year old.......2007-09-14

My brother in law read this book (in a funny voice) to my four-year old son and they were both laughing out loud. What a great introduction to puns. After reading the book, it became a fun car-ride game to make up our own knock-knock jokes.

Great Joke book!.......2007-09-13

Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes

I got this book for my nephew for his 4th birthday and he loves it! It helped him understand the Knock Knock jokes and their car is now filled with cute jokes. He loves it and it's easy to read.

Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes.......2007-08-23

I am very disappointed in this book! I realize it is for a child, but the jokes are horrible. A waste of money. I would not recommend this book for any age.

Adorable!.......2007-04-10

Your kids will love this beautifully illustrated book of knock knock jokes. These jokes will put a smile on anyone's face!

Great.......2007-01-27

If your child is really getting into knock-knock jokes - this is a great book. I just wish it were longer - there are about 8 or so jokes. Very cute though, nice size and paper quality and great graphics.

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My kid loves it.
1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Not funny
will keep you and your kids laughing

1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Michael Kilgarriff
Manufacturer: Ballantine Books
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Mass Market Paperback

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ASIN: 0345334817
Release Date: 1986-11-12

Book Description

Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

Customer Reviews:

My kid loves it........2007-01-11

My six year old loves it. She often makes herself laugh just reading them. But the jokes are lame.

1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids .......2006-11-11

Great book my grandkids love it they live in another state and I can read these to them over the phone.

Not funny.......2001-11-12

This book is not as funny as my initial expectations. I was dissapointed beyond recognition

will keep you and your kids laughing.......2000-04-22

This is a wonderful book to read along with your kids.There are truly 1000 knock-knock jokes and they are all appropriate for children of any age.The book is divided into sections that have fun themes, so you can begin with some sort of reference if you prefer. My daughter and I went straight through by page. We liked this book because it's creative, easy to read, and can keep you busy ofr hours.

The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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Not for ages 4 to 8!

The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Bob Phillips
Manufacturer: Harvest House Publishers
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Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0736902732

Book Description

Bob’s collection of 600–plus knock–knocks is fantastic fun for all ages. This hearty dose of humor is perfect for trips, summer camps, and every–day laughs!

Customer Reviews:

Not for ages 4 to 8!.......2005-11-04

I ordered this book for my 7 year old grandson. My husband and I looked it over first and realized that most of the puns were WAY over the head of this age group. For instance, one of them referred to a song from "South Pacific"; others to one-liners that were popular in the 1940's. By the time the reader can appreciate a large portion of this book, they are too old for knock knock jokes!

Knock,, Knock, Whos There? (Pop-Up Books (Piggy Toes))

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Adorable Book!

Knock,, Knock, Whos There? (Pop-Up Books (Piggy Toes))
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Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 1581174497

Customer Reviews:

Adorable Book!.......2006-04-20

My son (20 months) is at an age where he is very curious and into learning new things. He has been going up to doors and knocking on them, saying, "Knock, Knock. Who's there?" So, when his grandpa found this book he knew it would be perfect for our son. My son has read this book about 100 times in the past week. He just loves it! The knock, knock jokes are so clever and the illustrations are great. This is a really fun book. I recommend it and adults won't get tired of reading it OVER and OVER again.

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Gotta like the clean knock-knocks :)

Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Bob Phillips
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ASIN: 0736917144

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“Who’s there?” is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow–jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.

This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock–knocks ever invented.

Customer Reviews:

Gotta like the clean knock-knocks :).......2007-02-13

Pretty corny but clean and perfect to add humor to a cooped-up 4th grader recovering from cancer...

Average customer rating:

Approximately 400 ways to annoy people by starting with "Knock-knock"
Not the GREATEST knock knock jokes ever
Corny knock-knock jokes
Best Knock Knock Jokes Ever

Best Knock-Knock Book Ever
Charles Keller
Manufacturer: Sterling
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Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0806965134

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Demure. Demure who? Demure you get, Demure you want. And here's where to come to get as many knock-knocks as you want! It's the best collection ever of these child-pleasing howlers. Giggle right through A to Z at "punny" and clever knock-knocks. Along with the funny drawings, this will keep you laughing for hours! The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4. NEW IN PAPERBACK

Customer Reviews:

Approximately 400 ways to annoy people by starting with "Knock-knock".......2007-06-14

Knock-knock jokes are by nature an exercise in wordplay, where puns and mispronunciations are used to create the punch line. This book contains 95 pages of such jokes, with approximately four per page. With roughly 400 jokes to choose from, you will have plenty of opportunities to annoy the people around you by constantly repeating the phrase "Knock-knock." As is the case with this category of jokes, many are groaners rather than gigglers. But, if you like this type of joke, then this is the book for you.

Not the GREATEST knock knock jokes ever.......2002-12-30

I wouldn't say that ALL of the jokes inside this book are the "greatest" as the title implies. There are some very good ones, but there are just as many bad. I was quite disappointed. I was an English major in college and still can't figure out the word puns intended on some of the knock knocks. I would say some of the jokes are definitely a stretch and I'd imagine most younger children wouldn't get the jokes. Try My First Book of Knock-Knock Jokes by Tad Hills instead if you want something nice and simple that makes sense for younger children.

Corny knock-knock jokes.......2002-08-07

I am interested in knock-knock jokes first as cultural teaching materials - they are a particularly English/American form of humor that Chinese students find fresh and clever, once they figure out what's going on. My second reason for interest is because of the plays on similar-sounding words - I'm a phonetics instructor. Just how close do two words or phrases have to be, or how different can they be, to work in a knock-knock joke? Some knock-knock jokes really push the limits, and are just not that successful - and there are quite of few of these in this collection. Sample of what I consider a pretty good kkj: Knock-knock! Who's there? Thayer. Thayer who? Thayer sorry or I'm leaving. One that laid an egg: ...Dwight. Dwight who? Dwight as rain. Some I don't even get, like: ...Owls. Owls who? You got it right this time. This is a very casual kind of kkj collection, not extremely carefully selected or edited. I suppose it's OK for grade school kids looking for some new kkj's to try out on their classmates, and I did find some usable ones for my teaching. But frankly, I found a better selection on the Internet.

Best Knock Knock Jokes Ever.......2000-06-16

Great for the budding comedians. Knock knock jokes are another fun way to do interactive reading with your child. A colorful book all around.

Knock! Knock!: The Best Knock! Knock! Jokes Ever (Sidesplitters)

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This unstoppably hilarious joke book contains more than 100 classic knock-knock jokes with humorous line illustrations. "Knock Knock. Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles just for one of your smiles."

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The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book: Jokes Guaranteed To Leave Your Friends In Stitches (Everything Kids Series)
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Guaranteed to leave you in stitches!

Knock knock! Who's there? Thea. Thea who? Thea later!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain later!

Knock knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything(r) Kids Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as:

Once Upon a Knock Knock

When Fun Comes a Knockin'

Tied Up in Knocks Knocks

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Who's That Knockin'?

Book Description

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be in the Easter parade.

Get ready to crack up with more than two dozen egg-citing Easter knock-knock jokes in this egg-straordinary lift-the-flap book. Hop along with a bunch of funny bunnies and enjoy an egg hunt, a parade, and more.

You'll just dye laughing!

Customer Reviews:

Perfect for age 5.......2001-08-16

I found it hard to find a joke book for my five year-old, but this is absolutely perfect, and a really cute design.

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