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Timely and extremely practical, Raising a G-Rated Family in an X-Rated World addresses the most relevant and disturbing topics facing parents today, providing cures for much of what ails families. From dealing with toddlers to assisting teens to find direction and make solid, responsible choices, the book's wisdom is backed with tips and tools that make it possible to immediately put the principles into practice. Parents will find added rewards of improved communication and greater discipline - all in an environment of love, respect and enjoyment in their homes. Filled with real-life examples, Raising a G-Rated Family in an X-Rated World is proven and sound, while still being fun and easy to implement - with tools like the Hug Card, the Band-Aid Magnet and the Family Report Card.
Gerald R. Molen, Producer, Schindler's List, Jurassic Park and Minority Report
Brent and Phelicia Hatch have brilliantly created a family guide to raising children...Their insightful treatise on child rearing gives the reader some marvelous revelations of how and why to be involved...A necessary addition to the personal library of all those raising kids.
Dr. Stephen R. Covey, author, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People and The 8th Habit: From Effectiveness to Greatness
What a timely, practical and positive book! This great book teaches you how to take control of the influences around you and, most importantly, how to teach your children to independently make right choices.
Senator Orrin Hatch
As a father of 6 children and a grandfather of 22, I can tell you this is one great practical book of helpful hints, guides and honest suggestions.
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Buy this book!.......2007-02-21
This book is so endearing. It truly is a challenge to keep our society G-Rated. The Hatch family is the Swiss Family Robinson of the 21st Century.
Buy this book for any parent that you know!
Great Book! Great Seminar!.......2006-11-07
I had the pleasure to see Brent Hatch deliver the Keynote address at the Parenting University in Valencia, California. It was excellent! Brent Hatch's positive attitude is absolutely contagious. It was everything I expected from the book and more! He had the audience laughing, hugging, crying, and more importantly, motivated to be better parents. The 10 tools in his book and seminar are simple and immediately applicable. After the seminar, everyone was walking around using the Hug Card, laughing and giving each other hugs. I overheard many people saying that they did not come from "hugging" families, but that they wanted to change that with their children. People were excited to go home and immediately start a "Cotton ball jar" or "Band-aid Magnet" with their kids. What a different world we would live in if everyone applied the simple concepts that the Hatches teach.
Advice From Parents with the Experience to Back it Up!.......2006-07-28
Brent and Phelecia Hatch have seven children; and they are parents who are unafraid to admit they're not perfect. I met Brent at Book Expo America and joked, "I tell my husband he's the calm and I'm the storm." He said he and his wife were the exact opposite. The Hatches admit their shortcomings and help you learn how to overcome those shortcomings and others. Now that I've read this book, maybe my children will see the movie "Old Yeller" in the DVD store and not think it's about me!
Everyone Should Have This Book.......2006-07-09
I am father of Six truly believe if everyone followed with the advice in this book we would have less problems in our homes and society.
Devin Willis
This book is great for all types of relationships and is ve ry inspriing........2006-07-06
I have raised three children myself and it would have been wonderful if this book was in circulation at that time. There are so may different experiences the Hatchs have come across in their life time and I'm sure each of us can relate to at least a few of these. Their helpful ways to look at these situations is so informative. Just to step back, look at our own relationships and reactions, then give that hug, count to ten, take that walk, and make that necessary change to help move forward today. It's never to late and although different experiences may take longer than others, raising children in this X rated world or just handling all relationships for the better, make this book worth it's reading. Thank you Brent and Phelicia.
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X-Rated Bloodsuckers
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Felix has survived Operation Iraqi Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now he faces his toughest task ever—navigating the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics to solve the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. But both human and vampire alike have reasons to want the secret to stay buried. . .
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Blood & Silver Bullets Will Fly!.......2007-06-22
With a title like X-RATED BLOOD SUCKERS, a book might give potential readers a moment's hesitation. Was it filed in the wrong section of the bookstore? Wrongly classified? Chances are it's been placed right where it belongs. To find out why, read on.
Felix Gomez is a veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom from the early 1990s. He's a hardened private investigator based in Denver. He's a vampire. And he's about to take on the case of his undead life.
Felix travels to Los Angeles to unravel a porn star's murder. Elements of the case seem to point to vampire-human collaboration, which could endanger the entire underworld's existence. Politics, religion, sin, and money are just a few spokes in a dangerous wheel of intrigue. Blood and silver bullets will fly before the mystery is solved. If Felix is lucky, he might survive to piece it together.
A new twist on the vampire and mystery genres, this novel offers a fresh, if gruesomely violent, story. Fans of the undead are likely to enjoy the adventures--and misadventures--of PI Felix Gomez. Author Mario Acevedo succeeds at bringing readers into a unique take on the paranormal world.
I recommend this book to anyone looking for a read with plenty blood, guts, fangs, and action.
Reviewed by Christina Wantz Fixemer
on 06-22-2007
A new take on an old bloodsucker.......2007-06-17
The sequel to Nymphos is just as good, if not better, than the original. I love his take on Felix Gomez, and the combination of lightheartedness and darkness in the books. Definitely a must for a fun summer read.
Eh, not bad, doesnt...suck.......2007-06-09
I just read Nymphos not too long ago, and picked up X when I needed another book, and I'd have to say that Acevedo as an author reminds me of John Travolta as an actor; fun, limited, and occasionally impressive.
I enjoyed the character of Coyote greatly, and I had Danny Trejo in my head the whole time I read him.
But what bothers me - as it bothered me in nymphos and bothered other readers - is the predictability and repetition. In nymphos it was - as was pointed out - hypnosis, didnt work, fanged them, worked salive, lather, rinse repeat.
Everytime I read the same passage about massaging the victims "web of flesh between their thumb and index finger" I rolled my eyes, and I got downright insulted at the constant use of Spanish followed by English. Give your readers some credit and make them go look stuff up. The way its written, its as if the characters are repeating things over and over.
I'm ready for Acevedo to break out of his shell and begin writing like a real novelist...
It really sucked me in..........2007-05-11
Actually, I'm not a huge vampire fan under normal circumstances. But Felix Gomez changed my mind. For one thing, Felix is not that wild about being a vampire himself, making his life constantly fraught with self-doubt. He uses his special powers, but rarely without questioning them and himself. The side characters, from the son of La Malinche to the would-be girlfriend, were well-drawn and compelling. And it's great to hear from such a vibrant latino voice...without the novel being all about the search for identity. Wonderful story, well told.
Charming blend of hard-boiled detective and urban fantasy.......2007-04-15
Private detective Felix Gomez isn't much interested in the death of a porn star until his potential client, Katz Meox, mentions the word 'vampire.' Mortal humans aren't supposed to know that vampires exist--that Katz knows means that something has gone very wrong in Los Angeles. Of course a hundred-thousand dollar fee isn't bad as far as incentives go, either, even for a vampire-detective like Gomez. He heads from his home in Denver to Los Angeles and the San Frenando Valley, home of the porn industry.
In Los Angeles, Gomez makes contact with the head of the local Vampires and soon discovers that things are worse than he imagined. The LA vampires are actively working toward some kind of power-sharing with humans. Gomez knows too well what that will mean--individual vampires may be powerful, but their only real safety comes from human certainty that they don't exist. Still, the murder proves harder to solve--there are plenty of people with motives to have killed Roxy Bronze, but Gomez's nearly infailable ability to hypnotize mortals and get them to tell the truth doesn't unveil the killer the way he thought it would. And when he won't cut a deal with the local vampire leader, Gomez finds he's on the run from vampires, silver-bullet-armed cops, and a woman who almost convinces him that vampires can seek real love.
Author Mario Acevedo creates a charming mix of the hard-boiled detective story with modern urban fantasy. Gomez is an interesting and conflicted character, still damaged from his actions in Iraq, cynical about both mortal humans and his undead counterparts, and uncertain whether a vampire has a chance at love. The Chinatown world of Los Angeles and the porn industry add texture to the story, as does Gomez's hispanic background and Acevedo's use of Spanish in his story. Sidekick Coyote is an especially interesting character--with his weakness for rat chorizo and cheap booze.
X-RATED BLOOD SUCKERS has plenty of funny moments, but it it's a lot darker than the title indicates. Gomez's world is dark, and there really aren't good answers--with murder being the bad answer found most often. I did think that Gomez was just a little too capable. Good against humans is easy for a vampire, but Gomez seemed a bit too good against other vampires as well.
Whether you're looking for an innovative urban fantasy, or a mystery reader interested in expanding your horizons, X-RATED BLOOD SUCKERS has a lot going for it. I'm happy to recommend this story.
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X-Rated Shots: More than 50 Shots We Dare You to Say Out Loud (Running Press Miniature Editions)
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It's more than just the alcohol that gives these shot recipes that extra kick! With names that range from the merely suggestive to the downright risquŽ, these mini pages offer ways to take a tiny taste of good-natured fun. More than 50 recipes are accompanied by images of collectible shot glasses and other illustrations.
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Hit of the party!.......2007-05-12
These have been a lot of fun to try out. while the book is small (portable ;) this has been worth it. my friends and I have had tons of fun with this.
Size.......2007-04-26
I was under the impression that the book was bigger. I received the book, and was suprised to see that it was so small. I guess I didn't read the specs. This book would be good to throw in your pocket or purse to go to a party.
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"Everything you wanted to know about the holiness-horniness nexus, but they wouldn't tell you."-George Carlin
Found in nearly every home, within the reach of underage children, is a book plump with scenes normally confined to sin-bins marked "Adults Only." We're talking about the Holy Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, drugs, bestiality, castration-all the nasty stuff!
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Sex, sex and more sex.......2005-12-07
I totally agree with the author when he states that the bible is nothing more than "an ancient book of fables, legends, history and moral precepts recorded by men" And I also concur that the bible is an unspeakably barbaric and draconian book and should be rated "R", not suitable for minors. Adults in general should be aware, that unless they are willing to read a grossly violent book, full of hatred, discrimination, treason, deceit, lies, murder, genocide, pillage, cruelty, torture, rape, forgery, etc., etc., etc.; they should also expect a high dose of sexual related matter and obscene passages. What you hear from the priests is only the selected "good" material and people usually ignore all the (overwhelming) obscure and nasty parts of the scriptures. In fact, they all suffer from something called "Selective hypocrisy" ! Mr. Akerley's book is a good example of an eye-opener for all those hypocrites who still think that the bible is the non-plus-ultra of all the books. Even worse, those who think it's the word of god...........!? However, Mr. Akerley seems to have a pathological obsession with sex. He seems to over exaggerate the erotic contents and his interpretations of some passages are biased and confusing. Only someone with a sick mind could be able to find so many messages with an erotic content in almost every chapter of the scriptures. I mean, there are countless passages containing sexual messages in the bible, but many of them, can be interpreted as naïve, rather than obscene. In this respect, Mr. Akerely's book has been a disappointment and therefore, deserving only a three star rating. Not all is bad, there are some excellent interpretations. My favourite is from Genesis 4:1-17 Here Cain conceives a son (Enoch) with his wife............. Wait a minute, what wife are we talking about? Supposedly, in the beginning there where only Adam and Eve, who had two sons, Abel and Cain. So, where the hell does Cain's wife come from?? Did he "do" it with Eve? Or did he have an unnamed sister? Either way, we're talking about an incestuous relation!! Go figure!! Read the book, and get to your own conclusions. A - Men!
Puerile fecundity.......2005-06-29
Other reviewers referred to this work as "thoughtful" and a "worthwhile study," which is what lead me to buy the book. A careful read of the first few chapters plus spot checks through the rest of the work make it clear that it's just a recounting of sexy Bible verses accompanied by commentary with a homosexual bias. I don't object to the bias, but rather to the childish and rather dreary fecundity evident in the giggling paraphrasing of Biblical narrative. A thoughtful and worthwhile study of Biblical sexuality would have been nice.
Somewhat accurate but missing the point.......2004-12-06
Mr. Akerley accurately records the "X-Rated" verses in the Bible but he fails to miss the point of the Bible as a whole: all humans have fallen from their created state of grace and are in need of salvation from their sins and restoration to a right relationship with God. Yes, even the "great patriarchs" and heroes of Scripture are human and flawed...surprise, surprise. Sometimes those flaws are revealed in a sexual context, other times in a different manner: note that Noah was a drunk and Moses was a murderer.
Akerley consolidates in his book the sexual perversions described in the Bible and quotes various historical figures in pursuing his agenda. He takes the typical secular world view and condemns the Bible and those who follow it and does one thing that the Bible, itself, does not: sensationalize the sexual perversion and obscenity it describes.
The Bible is what it is: a no-holds-barred look at people across several thousand years and how they continually screw things up. It also shows God's patience, love, kindness, and grace in using those same screwed-up individuals in trying to make the world a better place... on God's terms. Akerley conveniently leaves out those parts of the Bible which are more significant that the sexual perversions he focuses upon.
Akerley's "The X-Rated Bible" follows a simple formula: cut-and-paste bits and pieces out of the Bible and offer up more of the same bitter and angry rhetoric leveled against the Bible, Jews, and Christians seen around the world. As such, it offers nothing new: one star.
Lots here.......2004-11-26
The author could have just quoted X-rated scripture and left it at that. He didn't. By adding historical information and his own thoughts, The X-Rated Bible is a very worthwhile study. An excellent, thorough, and thoughtful book. One of the best!
Another great book that explores the bible.......2004-10-29
Awesome book. Even if you have a "degree" from a bible college (although I don't really see how you can compare a degree from a college on made-up beliefs and nutball stories with one that came from a respectable institution such as Yale, Harvard, etc.) this would be a great book to read to see another person's perspective on that crazy book they call the bible. As for the bible being true or false. I don't really think anyone can answer that for sure one way or the other, however, the book of Genesis is quite obviously false because we now know that the earth was NOT created in a few days. If you still believe that it was, you need serious psychological help!
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Sex sells! It's no secret that since moving pictures were invented, distributors and theater owners realized that nothing really promotes a movie better than blatantly sexual advertising. X-rated adult movies reached their peak in the 1960s and 70s, with films like Debbie Does Dallas and Deep Throat. While some films were hard-core and left nothing to the imagination, most enjoyed the art of innuendo, which is to say, you couldn't tell whether the participants who were getting it on were faking it--or doing it for real. Even though most of the adult movies of the 60s and 70s have faded into cinematic history--and their stars have retired into elderly care homes for the well-endowed (giving new meaning to the term "nursing home")--what remains, as a lasting legacy, are the posters. If the poster art in this book evokes those far-off days of suspender belts, stockings, and eye-popping, gravity-defying brassieres, not to mention outsize Y-fronts, then that alone is worth the cover price. It's practically cheaper than a movie these days, anyway.
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An Obscure Treasure.......2004-12-12
This book is to adult movie posters as Art of Rock is to music posters. The posters themselves are great, and the book is in itself a great reference guide to exploitation films of the era. These posters are not obscene by any means, and so even if you are not interested in adult films you may enjoy the posters based solely on their artistic originality and merit. They surely bespeak a more creative and exciting time in world culture. I advise listening to some good lounge music and sipping an ice-cold martini as you flip through this first-rate book. Truly, this will be a collector's item.
But I must add that I share a frustration with the other reviewers: Where is Volume II???? Once that is released and I have it on my shelf, I would like to extend my congratulations to the producers of this work: you did it right and created a valuable documentation of this aspect of 20th century social history, an interesting aspect indeed.
Good book of sexploitation and porn posters.......2004-09-18
One thing I would like to clarify: Most of the films whose posters are in this book were done during the period where there was no X rating(which came in October 1968), but instead they were "adults only" films. Approximately 80% of the posters are of such films(many of which are considered lost or perhaps hidden in a basement or ???), usually companies like Something Weird video puts out these films.
There are some posters of XXX films in here(Deep Throat, Misty Beethoven, Debbie Does Dallas, a couple with John Holmes), but I would have liked to see more of those, hence my rating goes down a notch. I still recommend this book. (The most interesting poster to me was an "adults only" film with cowboy star Lash LaRue--I hope this film surfaces someday.)
This is a cornucopia of dirty delight!.......2004-05-24
Over 150 adult movie posters from the 60's and 70's are inside, all of them full page and almost every one in color too! Classic taboo fare like "Debbie Does Dallas" and "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" is represented alongside such forgotten wonders as "Lust Combo", "Room and Broad" and "Assignment: Female". Some posters feature photographic images while others have very nice art work that would appeal to fans of pulp paperback or magazine covers. Almost every one has a fantastic blurb designed to titillate and seduce the movie-goer into buying a ticket. As you gaze in wild wonder at each provocative image you come to realize that the posters are far more interesting than the movie could ever be! Many say things like, "A Film So Incredible You Must See It To Believe It!" I can't think of a more fitting description for this marvelous book! I wait patiently for Volume 2!
This is a cornucopia of dirty delight!.......2004-05-22
Over 150 pornographic movie posters from the 60's and 70's are inside, all of them full page and almost every one in color too! Classic taboo fare like "Debbie Does Dallas" and "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" is represented alongside such forgotten wonders as "Lust Combo", "Room and Broad" and "Assignment: Female". Some posters feature nude or semi-nude photographic images while others have very nice art work that would appeal to fans of pulp paperback or magazine covers. Almost every one has a fantastic blurb designed to titillate and seduce the movie-goer into buying a ticket. As you gaze in wild wonder at each provocative image you come to realize that the posters are far more interesting than the movie could ever be! Many say things like, "A Film So Incredible You Must See It To Believe It!" I can't think of a more fitting description for this marvelous book! I wait patiently for Volume 2!
I WANT MORE!!!!!!!.......2004-04-29
This book is fantastic. Nourmand and Marsh rock for compiling all these great old posters for this book. The book says it is Volume One -- is there a Volume Two yet?
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After breaking off her engagement, 22-year-old Clover Weatherby moves to London to stay with her older cousin, fashion designer Olivia Foxe. Olivia is a sensualist, as are most of her friends, but Clover soon finds that she fits right in, and is extremely popular at Olivia's hedonistic parties. However, Olivia is having some financial problems and when Clover accidentally loses her an important contract, she must make amends. Clover becomes a slave to Francis, Olivia's rich and powerful friend, a move which secures his support for Olivia.
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Sexual Bloopers : An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles
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Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?
Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?
Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!
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"Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations? Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, ""Something like that could only have happened to me!""? Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone! "
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funny.......2004-09-02
There isn't as many stories as I thought I would find in here, but they are so funny. It isn't just funny things that happen during sex; there's a variety. It had me laughing out loud at how silly some people are. I would buy this used. $9.95 seems like too much for a small book.
boring...not funny.......2003-11-24
I found this book boring and not very funny. Most of the stories seem made up, penthouse letters are funnier.
You Hafta Get This Book!!!.......2003-06-21
Grab your suntan lotion and this book and hit the beach laughing. These stories are sooooo funny - especially because they happened to other people! It's nice to know I'm not the only one crazy things happen to during sex! You hafta read this book!!!
Wow!!.......2003-06-17
Ya gotta get this book - it is so funny! Heard about it on the radio and it turned out to be as outrageous as it sounded! Glad to see people are finally telling it like it is!
Funny as sh%#!t.......2003-06-12
Cracked me up. Get one now and pack it away for a dirty little stocking stuffer in December.
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There is no doubt that there is a war for the morality of this culture being waged and the battle ground is the homes across this nation. No where is this more acutely felt than in the breakdown of the American family. Immorality of all shapes and sizes is available, affordable and is available anonymously to every household with a TV or computer. Every family needs an action plan to protect the heart of every member.
Every father, mother, brother, and sister needs to make a faith covenant to keep their hearts and lives pure. Respected and beloved Bible teacher Adrian Rogers will equip you to protect not only your home but also your heart and the hearts of your loved ones from the tidal wave of decadence descending upon our neighborhoods today.
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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended.
This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.
Customer Reviews:
Title pretty much says it all.......2007-07-10
Great book for those of us with a sick, twisted sense of humor. The book seems to be British or Canadian, so a few of the local jokes went over my head, but overall great book. I would recommend reading through the "Search inside" that Amazon offers, and browsing through using "surprise me". I believe they let you read about 100 pages using this feature.
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- Steve Irwin: The Incredible Life of the Crocodile Hunter
- Steven Spielberg: A Biography (Greenwood Biographies)
- Stories and Early Novels: Pulp Stories / The Big Sleep / Farewell, My Lovely / The High Window (Library of America)
Books Index
Books Home
Recommended Books
- The Book of Irish Families, Great & Small
- Living With Blind Dogs: A Resource Book and Training Guide for the Owners of Blind and Low-Vision Do
- From the South Seas
- History: Fiction or Science
- Hooked Rugs Today: Strong Women, Flowers, Animals, Children, Christmas, Miniatures, and More - 2006
- Sodom and Gomorrah: In Search of Lost Time, Volume 4
- Me to We: Finding Meaning in a Material World
- Making A Living While Making A Difference
- Hiring Right: A Business Blueprint for Lower Turnover and Higher Profits
- The Minto Pyramid Principle: Logic in Writing, Thinking, & Problem Solving
Teaching Your Children the Truth About Sex
Questions Kids Ask about Sex: Honest Answers for Every Age
1000 Best Quick and Easy Organizing Secrets (1000 Best)
How to Behave So Your Children Will, Too!
Raising Respectful Children in a Disrespectful World (Motherhood Club)
